What's so damn funny, Mr. Immelt?

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Moron Pro-Mubarak protestor molotov cocktail FAIL

This is a member of Congress...

It's astounding to hear how dumb this man sounds, especially once you find out that he's a congressman:

Man arrested for TATOOING 1 YEAR OLD GIRL

I believe society is generally in decline, so hearing about the sick things people do typically doesn't surprise me, but this is still shocking:

Apparently, this piece-of-crap tattooed a 1 year old child:

http://www.fox8.com/news/wjw-news-ohio-man-tattoos-baby,0,6794111.story

Al Franken is a disgrace

Obama money...

The video below has nothing to do with Rush Limbaugh, it’s just that he re-played the audio from a radio “man on the street” report on his show.  It needs no explanation.

Of course, this reminds me of this...

Kanye West is a Douchebag

I didn't watch this year's MTV Video Music Awards, but I became aware of a controversy stemming from Kanye West ripping the mic out of Taylor Swift's hand as she tried to give an acceptance speech. Viacom removed all of the videos of it from YouTube, but here's the clip on MTV's site:

http://www.mtv.com/global/music/videos/popout/?id=1620605&vid=435995


For someone as successful as he is, he sure seems to have a victim mentality. The truth is, if Taylor Swift was white, he wouldn't have done it. He's a racist douche who needs to learn to keep his mouth shut.

Idiot Sighting

This dummy knew she pulled up with the gas door on the wrong side. She got out, opened the filler door, then entered her card, and only then figured out that the hose wouldn't reach.


-- Post From My iPhone

Clown Shoes

I've always wanted a chance to use the term "Clown Shoes" properly. I finally got it.

A friend/client of mine called about three weeks ago, apparently he got a new phone system.

The guy who installed it said that I needed to make some changes to their router to allow them to service the phone system remotely.

I told the client to have the phone guy email me what he needs. I heard nothing. Or so I thought. For three weeks or so, I told the client I heard nothing. Because I truly believed that I hadn't.

Anyway, the client finally forwards the phone guy's email to me.

Turns out, the phone guy sent me an email with no subject line, and when he entered his name in his email settings, he used some goofy capitalization - "Shmuly GOldsmith". Between the goofy spelling, lack of subject line, and the fact that I don't know anyone with that name, I figured it was spam and marked it as such. Mystery solved. Of course, this would also block him from sending me mail in the future as well.

Here's what I wrote to the client once I figured it out:

"I think I figured out why it got marked as spam.

His name is shown with goofy capitalization, and he put NO subject line.

Fucking clown shoes."

Anyway, "Shmuly GOldsmith" -- thanks for the outstanding opportunity to use "Clown Shoes". Next time take less than a friggin' minute to type your own name correctly and enter a subject line.

Barbara Boxer is petty and small

Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-Calif.) unleashed her wrath on a Brigadier General for calling her "ma'am" yesterday.



If that video goes down, try this.

She was absolutely out of line. I don't know what caused her to snap on this particular officer, but I'm certain others have called her "ma'am" before.

I'm also certain that the Brigadier General worked a lot harder (and longer) to earn his title.

Barbara Boxer showed herself to be petty and self-absorbed. She should be ashamed.

She's up for re-election in 2010. Hopefully she'll be answering to "ma'am" again soon.

Burkah wearing teacher at a Christian school?!?!?!

This may seem a little "out there" now, but in this PC world nothing surprises me. She'll probably not only keep her job, but receive some sort of financial settlement.

Society, here's your handbasket. Enjoy the trip.

"Outrage" over "Police Brutality"

Some idiots decided to run from police and engage in a high-speed car chase. After one of the guys got out and ran, then laid down because he realized it was hopeless, the police kicked him. I say BIG DEAL. Wanna know why? First, take a look at this scumbag:

Yes - the name of his gang is TATTOOED ON HIS UPPER LIP. One of his buddies in the car has the gang's initials TATTOOED ON HIS CHIN - in thick block letters.

Why we let these sons-of-bitches drain our police resources is beyond me.

Of course, what makes this worse is that he'll probably sue and receive millions of taxpayer dollars.

More pictures and the full story here:

http://www.whittierdailynews.com/ci_12361988

Jeanene Garofalo is out of her mind

Recently there were protests across the country that were billed as "Tea Parties", to conjure up images of the original "Boston Tea Party". The idea apparently was to protest taxes and spending by the government. Whatever.

Most media outlets were at best skeptical of the protests, and many refused to refer to them as legitimate protests, choosing rather to refer to them as "teabagging parties" and calling the participants "teabaggers." (Yes - on national news) Many of the anchors on these news channels dove right in with double entendre, saying things like "licking their lips for teabagging" and "it's hard to talk (coherently) when you're teabagging." Seriously. I'm not making this up.

Well, once the demonstrations were over, I thought the story was over too. Not for Jeanene Garofalo, who not only dismisses the protests completely, but labels them as RACIST. I've always known that Jeanene Garofalo "leaned left", and ignored that fact due to her comedic talent. She refers to the protesters as "teabagging rednecks." Again - seriously, I'm not making this up.

Watch the clip below (replayed on Fox News' "Red Eye")

Terrorism = "Man-Caused Disaster"???

Janet Napolitano, the new Homeland Security Secretary, apparently has a policy of avoiding use of the words "terrorism" and "terrorist". She prefers the poorly-crafted phrase "man-caused disasters."

Yeah, right... This kinda reminds me of the news anchors describing a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest as a "homicide bomber" instead of "suicide bomber." You know you've heard them do it. Did you notice it?

Is this political correctness or just stupidity?

Here's an interview with Mrs. Napolitano in Germany's "Der Spiegel":

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,613330,00.html

Idiot sighting

I went to dinner with my Dad & Stepmom on Sunday. My Stepmom whispered to me: "Don't look now, but why is that guy wearing his hood inside the restaurant?"

I waited a moment, then looked over to see this idiot:
(It may be a little tough to see, since it was dark, and the iPhone camera doesn't do too well in dim lighting...)



Of course, at some point I had to ask why that young lady was having dinner with the Unabomber... ;)

Octomom IDIOT

TMZ has published a photo of the OCTOMOM IDIOT'S Minivan with a "Denver boot" on it.

As far as I'm concerned, the boot isn't the interesting part.

It's the fact that she left her children UNATTENDED in a CAR.


http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/13/octuplet-mom-odyssey-interrupted/

WARNING - They also have a picture of her showing off her HUGE belly. Be warned.

Octuplets Mom Has 6 Other Kids

Apparently the CA woman who recently gave birth to OCTUPLETS already has 6 kids.

She also lives with her parents in a small house.

The "father" of the children, at least the most recent 8, is apparently not in the country.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/01/29/earlyshow/health/main4761676.shtml

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7860041.stm

Of course, she took fertility drugs had 8 embryos implanted - which often leads to twins/triplets/etc.

I've heard reports in the media that her parents had to file for bankruptcy recently.

The babies were born several weeks premature, and are all around 2-3 pounds each.

Who do you think will pay for the extended stay and special care these children will receive in the hospital. Hmmm... I wonder...

Update:

She's apparently been obsessed with having children for a long time, so much that her mother believes she's got a psychological disorder of some sort:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090131/ap_on_re_us/octuplets_10

Why is it that virtually nowhere in the media is anyone reporting what an irresponsible parasite this woman is?

I just heard a report on NBC that said:
- Implanting eight embryos is NOT a normal medical practice. Typically no more than one or two are implanted. How this woman got a doctor to implant EIGHT is beyond me.
- "Complicated Births" can cost as much as $400,000 per child. That puts this idiot's bill at well over 3 MILLION DOLLARS. WHO DO YOU THINK IS PAYING FOR IT?

Idiot Sighting

I went to the grocery store tonight, and saw a woman walking through the grocery store. She was probably in her early 20's. She was talking loudly on her cell phone, and of course oblivious to anyone around her. Of course this happens every day. It's always annoying, but in this case it really irritated me. Why?

1. The conversation was clearly of little importance or substance.
2. A stream of f-bombs was emitted from this idiot's mouth.
3. She was pushing a baby stroller.

I was tempted to say something, but let my better angels win this time.

I curse sometimes; perhaps too much. It's never in public, and never around children.

Morons like this may be common, but the triple-threat combo performed by this idiot makes her extra special.